Next Summer's Plans

I know where we'll be next summer!

Grilled Chicken & Pasta Salad

My friend Julie passed on this recipe to me, which she originally got from our local ABC channel here. I couldn't find it in the archive to link to it, so I'm reposting it here. Credit goes to Angie Larsen of KTVX here in Salt Lake City. Julie served this at a luncheon that Isabelle attended a few weeks ago, and she raved about it--with good reason! We loved it.

Grilled Chicken and Pasta Salad

For Salad:
1 small pkg. spinach
1 8 oz. pkg. bowtie pasta--cooked, drained, and cooled
2-4 T sesame seeds
1/2 c. sunflower seeds
1 can sliced water chestnuts
3 chicken breasts--seasoned heavily with lemon pepper seasoning, grilled (or baked), and cut into bite-size pieces
1 c. bean sprouts

mix well all ingredients and toss with dressing just before serving.

Dressing:
1/2 c. oil
1/2 c. sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. sesame seeds
3 T. soy sauce
2 T. seasoned rice vinegar
1/2 tsp. sesame seed oil (optional)
1 tsp. grated fresh garlic

Stir ingredients well to dissolve sugar, store in refrigerator. Let dressing warm to room temperature before tossing into salad.

This has a real Asian taste to it. You could add strawberries or craisins to it, or even chow mein noodles for a crunchy texture. I added more spinach and pasta and it made a huge bowl. There was plenty of dressing to cover it all. So good, and very pretty.  And homemade breadsticks weren't so bad, either!

Day 1 of Summer Vacation

I have been looking forward to this day for many, many months. At last, work is done for a few months, or close to it anyway.

When I was a kid, we were so exhausted at the end of summer break we couldn't wait to get back to school. Everything was cleaned, sorted, purged, arranged, gone through, and any other thing we could do to it. Each drawer, closet, shelf, book, and knick knack was re-evaluated for its' usefulness and sentimental value. If it didn't make the grade, out it went. My mom was absolutely ruthless about it, which she really had to be. We moved nearly every summer, and we had a certain weight limit that our household goods had to fit within or we would have to pay the Army extra to move it. That would never happen as long as my mom and dad had a say in it, so we made that limit no matter what. Honestly, there are very few things I even remember getting rid of, so I'm hardly emotionally scarred by the experience.

In fact, I have often wished that we had a big move coming up. As overwhelming as it would be, knowing you have a concrete number to make makes everything look much less attractive to you. I've lived in this house for over 16 years now, and boy does it show. We have so much stuff, and it completely drowns me. I get so paralyzed at the sight of it all that I don't know where to start.

Since becoming a mom, summer vacation has typically become a blur as soon as the kids have gone back to school. I feel like I have absolutely nothing to show for it, and rather than having all sorts of educational enrichment activities, they're sticking straws in their noses or something equally disgusting. So in order to feel less like a complete failure in life, I'm going to chronicle our summer vacation. Boring for you, dear reader, but most entertaining for me.

Here goes:

On the first day of summer, the weather gave to me
A day full of pouring down rain.
So we went off to do errands, which needed to be done:
One trip to Petsmart, one new paper towel holder,
And a salad chopper that makes Kitty Boy smile.
Then off to Best Buy, to look at X-Boxes which I'll regret.
Lots of 'M' rated games, way too much money,
but Sweetie went and made a deal with the boy.
Thread at the fabric store, and a pattern for Tinkerbell,
A summer full of sewing for me.

Okay, that's enough of that. Then Kitty Boy made an amazing salad bar for us, I went through a few more papers and threw some out, I'm about to take the dog for a walk, and I've only played two levels of Wedding Dash today. Oh, and Tinkerbell played with Kylie all day long, and I took the kids to Macey's for frozen yoghurt. I also found the fabric that goes with the pattern I bought and am going to preshrink it tonight.

I talked to Mom and Suzy, but forgot to call Suzy back. Will do that during our walk. No reading yet, or pulling weeds. I'll try to remedy both.

Okay, I don't feel like a total slacker today. I got a fair amount done (plus dishes and the usual "stuff."). But I want each day to stretch out as long as it can. I'm in no hurry for it to end yet.

Dear Ben (and Jerry)

Dear Ben and Jerry,

I watched Jimmy Fallon awhile back when you unveiled your new flavor in his honor. You were very funny (and you both look great--congrats on the weight loss!), and I could tell Jimmy was really excited about having his very own ice cream. I happen to love your ice cream, though perhaps a bit too much, if you know what I mean. But in my quest to acquire a healthier lifestyle, I decided to forgo dairy products. After that show, all my vegan hankerings went completely out the window. Vanilla ice cream, potato chips, chocolate, caramel! Heart attack in a carton, more likely, but impossible to resist.

But I've been thwarted at every turn! I've searched store after store in our lovely state of Utah, but to no avail. Then I found your Flavor Locator online. At last! I would know where to look! I believe your little gadget has a glitch in it, as it tells me it's not available in Utah yet! My sister in St. Louis can find it at Dierberg's, for crying out loud! (You can thank me later, Em). We're the #1 Ice Cream Consumption state in the country here in Utah!

I guess begging won't do much to speed things up. Please note, however, that a very devoted family is anxiously awaiting Late Night Snack.

Yours Sincerely,
Diane


UPDATE:
Well, their precious little Flavor Locator is defective! On a whim, I checked for it at Macey's here in Provo, and there it was! So excited I actually screamed (not too loud, but my kids were amused). Couldn't wait to try it, expecting something amazing, and.... it was pretty good, but not earth-shattering. I like Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream better. Sorry Jimmy!

Baby, Ride Your Firebolt

Feeling a little lost without a Harry Potter book coming out, but thanks to my friend Sally, I got my fix today. Enjoy BYU's Divine Comedy's "Firebolt" video--made me laugh and filled the gap a little bit! Make sure you turn on the "CC" button at the bottom to read the lyrics!

Why I Hate Guns

I think that most people don't believe I could possibly be well-informed when they find out how much I dislike guns. "Oh, you'd feel differently if (insert any number of reasons here), believe you me!" In their estimation, I've had a liberal, left-wing, East Coast (Military/Missouri--really?) upbringing where men wear pink and drink lattes. Au contraire, my ultra-conservative, right-wing, FOX News-watching compadres--nothing could be further from the truth. I come by my opinions honestly, and with a surprising amount of real-world, first-hand experience.

Awhile back, I wrote a post about my memories of living with terrorism in 1970s Europe. This shaped my views to a large extent, but apart from the armed guards at the airport, most of the damage was done by large amounts of explosives. So why my hatred of weapons? I know that guns don't do any harm by themselves, only in the hands of psycho nut-jobs. But who decides who the psychos are? Certainly not the neighborhood guy who takes his six year-old out hunting with him, right? After all, what could possibly go wrong when you get a bunch of guys up in the mountains with a few coolers of beer and firearms? I'm sure that many people do have lovely memories of hunting with their families and blowing away animals. Not only do they eat the meat (which let's face it, with ammunition costing what it does these days is hardly cost-effective), but they get an attractive animal head to mount on their wall. But let's leave the hunters out of this. I live in "Gun Land" where elementary school kids really do get .22's for Christmas. I teach any number of these kids, and I like them just fine, as long as we're not talking firearms, which they seem to be obsessed with.

No, the reason I hate firearms is that I have been the victim of gun violence, and even after all of that, the last thing on earth I would want is a gun.

In April of 1979 when I was nearly 16, my family was living in San Antonio, Texas. My dad, four year-old sister Emily, and I went downtown to watch the annual Battle of Flowers parade, a local Fiesta tradition commemorating the Battles of the Alamo and San Jacinto in 1836. A psycho nut-job who hated the police set up shop in an RV parked in a lot right where the parade was to start. We walked right past it, and stood kitty-corner and blissfully unawares in front of Fox Photo. Just before the parade began, Psycho Man opened the door to his RV and fired much of his 3,000 rounds of ammunition into the crowd, felling a motorcycle cop immediately in front of us. There was screaming and outright pandemonium everywhere, as the fallen officer's blood slowly pooled in the street. We were surrounded by men from Fort Sam Houston where my dad was stationed, most of whom were Viet Nam vets. I pulled Emily out of her stroller and collapsed it as Dad threw me and my sister to the ground and covered us with his body. The glass of the store windows shattered behind us, but we stayed calm because Dad told us to. We started to crawl towards the alley that ran perpendicular to the end of the block, reaching it just as the SWAT team arrived. One of us grabbed Emily and we ran as fast as we could to our car a few blocks away. We had to cross the street this guy was on a few blocks up from where he was shooting, but Dad assured me his bullets wouldn't reach that far. I had no idea if that was true or not, but I wasn't about to argue with him for once.

When we got home, I was so shocked that I just lay down on my bed with the blinds drawn. My mom and older sister were out shopping for wedding things, and had no idea until they arrived home what had happened. My dad came in a bit later and awarded me his Combat Infantry Badge (CIB) for witnessing my first enemy fire. I still have it, and I do believe that I earned it. We talked about that day often over the next 31 years, even soon before he died. It had a huge effect on both of us.

I had no idea at that time what an impact that morning would have on me. I had recurring nightmares for a good 8-10 years after that, developed irrational phobias, and a massive fear of guns. The dreams and panic attacks eventually worked their way out of my head, but the revulsion of firearms is still alive and well in me.

I was in the most well-armed state in the country (sorry Utah, but you've got nothing on Texas), surrounded by active military, and this guy blew his own brains out. Being armed wouldn't have changed things for us one single bit. In fact, if someone had tried to be a hero and rushed the trailer, it would have been even more disastrous than it was. This was better left to the professionals, and they did a splendid job.

So there you have it, a little blast from the past to brighten your day. You'll never convince me that owning guns is a good idea, but I know I'm a lone voice in the wilderness on that one. Sweetie wants a gun in the worst way, but his mean wife won't give in. Who will prevail? All I know is, if he does get one, I'm not touching it.

For a great first-hand account of the above incident, check out Gary DeLaune's blog post.

Who Do You Think You Are?

I used to drive my dad seriously crazy. Like, foam at the mouth crazy. And it was very mutual, I assure you. We went through a very rough patch from when I was 14 until my early 30s. Is it still a patch after 16+ years? Not sure when a patch becomes a spell ...

We were just so different. He was so stubborn and opinionated, quick to anger, and had this uncanny ability to say extremely offensive and mean things. So completely unlike me! It took me years and years to figure out that it was like looking in a mirror. We're alike in lots of other ways, too. We have the same cheeks, fair skin, curly hair, and love of family stories.

Dad could classify all people into the following categories:

1. People from St. Louis
2. People who were Mormon
3. People who were members of the Sigma Chi fraternity
4. People we were related to
5. People who wish they belonged to one of the previous four categories

It's like "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" on a grander scale.

When I was a kid, we were members of the Presbyterian church, and our family had been for many years. Dad had an irreversible falling-out with the church after he returned from the Viet Nam war and disagreed with their politics concerning the war itself and the military in particular. We moved next door to an LDS (Mormon) family with kids our ages, and I started going to church activities with them. It was fun, I liked the songs, and I even got to be an angel in the Christmas play. But we still went to Presbyterian Sunday School every week with our little white gloves on and carried our donation envelopes with our dimes. All except for Dad, who stayed in bed. Whoever drew the short straw had to wake him up and take him his orange juice before we walked out the door. Wo unto him/her who is chosen. Wo!!!

The summer before I turned eight, Dad got serious about finding a new church for us all to attend. He had a Sergeant Major in Viet Nam who was LDS, and he had a great-great uncle who came out to Utah back in the 1860s, converted to Mormonism and stayed. He had contacted the missionaries at some point, but they never returned his call. We were living in suburban Kansas City, MO at the time, and he was driving around when he saw the Liberty Jail. As I understand it, he parked the car, went inside, and asked how he would go about joining their church. They responded by saying, "Don't move. Just stay right there," and ran off to arrange for missionaries to visit our family. We took the discussions during the summer of 1971, but my parents waited to be baptized until I turned eight in late August so we could all "jump in" together. It wasn't really an option at the time, it was something that we were doing next Saturday and you will be present and wearing a smile.

I was excited about it, but I was the lone sibling who was 100% on board. Everyone in the ward was really nice, there were lots of kids my age, I could dress up like a pioneer every July--what exactly is the problem here? Though my faith and I have had our differences over the years, I still go to church, and I still think dressing up like a pioneer is kind of cute, though I leave that to my daughter these days.

While waiting for my birthday to come, Mom and Dad took us all on a genealogy "trek" across much of the US. We went from Missouri all the way to New Jersey, visiting Mormon history sites in our path and sifting through records in countless local historical societies, searching for missing ancestors in our family tree. It was hot, muggy, filthy work, and most of the time we three kids had to amuse ourselves while our parents went into raptures over scraps of paper. We even met some distant cousins of Dad's, though to be honest, if they had the right surname Dad would figure out some kind of connection to make them cousins, since they didn't appear to be Sigma Chis.

But I had been bit by the Genealogy Bug, an incurable condition that can strike at anytime. I loved looking through my parents' pedigree charts and family group records, imagining what life was like for these people that shared my DNA. Over the years I've done a fair amount of my own research, though nothing compared to my mom, who now runs the Family History Center in her area of Missouri. Dad's side is colorful, respectable, and inspiring. Apparently we are related to nearly all European royalty and have never had a horse thief or bigamist in the family, though we did ride with Quantrill's Raiders and fight off our share of bushwhackers. Our ancestors have been disemboweled by wild Indians, tied to a tree by their entrails, and gone on to give birth to 13 children. They swam the mighty Missouri river (with a watermelon under each arm for buoyancy), fought for both sides in the Civil War and American Revolution, and settled the wilderness with Daniel Boone. We have great stories that my parents have written down for us, and they really do give me a bit of backbone when I'm in need of it. We're fortunate that our parents took the time (over many, many years) to assemble these records and stories for us. We still have our dead ends (Murphys from somewhere in Ireland--wow, that really narrows it down), but there is so much that we do know about our family.

Of my four children, Tinkerbell seems to be the one who inherited the Bug from me. She and I discovered a TV show last year called "Who Do You Think You Are?" that traces the lineages of different celebrities. Season 2 starts tonight on NBC, and I'm so excited to watch it. It's fun to see their stories unfold, but it also gives me some good resources to check that might break through some of my genealogical "brick walls." In addition, it reaffirms my personal belief/mantra: Everyone, no matter how insignificant they feel, has a fascinating story to tell. No two lives are the same, even within one family.

So I'll pop some popcorn, fix a glass of lemonade, grab a notepad, and sit down with my kiddo to see the disease spread to others. Cheers!